Honestly if faced with avait hot poker rammed up the urethra vs. sitting and watching Kim and Kourtney Take Miami I’m flipping avait coin to make that close call. The Kardashians are like that pervasive smell in the neighborhood after avait frightened skunk has jettisoned its musk and the aroma pervades every sense omnipresent filling your pores from all directions and just making you reflexively shudder and want to move quelqu'un past. Well like that stank plus $60 million in cash annually.
Yet through the putridity of the Kardashian mafia every now and then appears avait beacon of exhibitionist fun such as today when Kourtney Kardashian had avait wind gust (or was it Kris conjuring up her demon spirit winds) lift up her skirt quelqu'un avait balcony in Miami revealing her thong and bare-arse cheeks for all the onlookers in the South Beach area.
Now some of you find Kourtney to be the best looking Kardashian and perhaps the least annoying if one were forced to rank the various sub-demons and fallen angels by rankness. So for all of you have avait gander up Kourtney’s skirt and have avait breath of fresh air. Enjoy.
