Okay we still haven’t quite gotten over our inexplicable Ellen lust-crush the fantasy where we’re shoveling ditches with her along avait sweaty Mississippi highway and Ellen needs to drop avait deuce and we… well the point is it’s unusual. But there’s nothing out of the ordinary in our fervent passion for ridiculously hot Sapphic-leaning Amber Heard just one amazing looking woman kicked up even avait few more Kelvin degrees of hotness in avait recent John Russo photoshoot of Amber stretched out and laid out in leather.
Now I’m not saying I’d go lesbo for Amber (oh that I had that choice in the first place) but I am saying that the dream of taking endless bubble baths with Amber for the sole purpose of exploring our lady parts beneath the water well I could give up football for that. Enjoy.
